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kimbotitoy:

1. Maganda ka. Pogi ako. Tayo na! (if ur serious wag to pls!)
2. Wag ka ngang ngumiti. Nai-inlab lang ako sayo eh. (pang high skul masyado!)
3. Pahiram notes. (nyahaha! dami kya gamit n2! mga walang assignment palagi)
4. Nagpapa-cute ka ba? Ume-epek kase eh. (mas mabuti kung reverse)
5. Sh*t! Umuulan!! Wala akong payong. (whatchatink?!)
6. Di ba classmate kita sa Physics 72.1? (umm.. kung wala ka nmn subject na gnyan, baguhin mo tol!)
7. Bakit ngayon ka lang? (pang duet lng to tol!)
8. Nag-lunch ka na ba? (this very effective! or nag-merienda k n b? or samahan mo nman ako!)
9. Sabay tayo! (do this regularly tapos wag ka pakita isang araw, u’ll find out kung mamiss kanya, yuck!)
10. Napanood mo na ba yung Red Diaries? Wala kase akong kasama eh. (this is stupid!)
11. May groupmate ka na ba? (more stupid)
12. C.R. tayo? (para lng to sa mga bading!)
13. Excuse me, what’s the time? (sabay hawak sa wrist…ala-Craig David) — sabi ng tito ko pag di daw pumalag, halikan mo na! hehehe
14. May nakaupo ba dyan? Patabi naman. (mas mganda wla nang paa-paalam!)
15. Pwede ka ba? (pang pokpok!)
16. Pauwi ka na ba? Pasabay naman. (mas ok ‘to kung may tsekots)
17. Apply ka na. Masaya sa org namen. (dapat effective yung approach!)
18. Tumambay ka naman, ga**! (huh?!)
19. Talaga, wala ka pang girlfriend? Ako na lang! (nyeek! try mo nga!)
20. Inday, paki linis naman ng kwarto ko mamyang gabi. (kung type mo atchay nyo)
21. Should we talk now or should we just keep staring at each other? (bagay to kung nsa bar ka…)
22. I don’t usually do this (approaching strangers), but i’d rather take the risk than to live the rest of my life wondering what if… (sounds family!)
23. Syet! Ang gwapo mo!!
24. Would you like me to buy you some kwek-kwek? (hehehe!)
25. Excuse me miss. Pwede ba kitang mayayang mag-Quicky? Ayaw mo? Eh, kung canton na lang?
26. Miss, bukas zipper mo. (better yet, gusto mo izip ko pra syo?) tOink!
27. I like you…pramis!
28. Mahal kita. (enough said!)
29. Sx tayo?! (dOuble tOink!!!)
30. do u have a name, or shal i call u mine? (cute to kahit corny)
31. so, r u free friday nyt? (tapos?! dapat may plans ka na!)
32. wats ur email add? may papadala akng magandang joke sa yo
33. excuse me do u have a map…i got lost in ur eyes..
34. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
35. F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? (triple tOink!!! hehehe)
36. Sx is a killer…want to die happy? (tOink! tOink!)
37. My name’s ——-. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later. (BASTOS!) =» bastos tlga!
38. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
39. Can I borrow 5 pesos? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love. (ahh..depende kung san ka..sa manila, 7.50 ang minimum!)
40. What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin — me.
41. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
42. Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
43. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
44. Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.
45. Could I get some directions? (“To where?”) To your heart.
46. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
47. Me lisensya ba yung face mo? Deadly weapon kasi, eh.
48. Daya mo. No one has a right to be as cute as you are
49. MAGKANO KA BA????????!! (The most Electrifying line!!!) => ano?! pokpok?!
50. Are your parents Greek??.. coz you look like a goddess!!! (very effective! hehehe..)